devantnuit-ladeluge:

only-tiktoks:

chekovsphaser:

honestlyvan:

white-throated-packrat:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

This is what makes learning Spanish so uncertain – I get told some word by Duolingo, that contradicts what I learned growing up along the US-Mexico border, and neither agrees with the words my co-worker from Columbia uses 

:D

When I was a kid, we lived in Chile, and my mum had a friend who was from another LatAm country (I don’t remember which) and one time she told a taxi driver to “keep the change” but she said “y quedate el pico”, which to the Chilean taxi driver meant “and put away your prick”

neutroises:

*ominous bong bubbling from the dark at 2am* 

heavensghost:

unfortunately im very self aware

c3po:

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

3000s:

3000s:

hire me for just whatever

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

2000ish:

Me taking my likes on your selfies back after you unfollowed.

spongebobssquarepants:

Reblog to wish spongebob a happy birthday!

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i’m not even going to fight you. YOU’RE going to leave. you have no choice.

a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

littleguysdaily:

katy-l-wood:

catchymemes:

Water biscuits

This is a spiritual companion to that exclamation point kitty.

vexwerewolf:

kushblazer666:

I love that this post doesn’t include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

dailyflicks:

Guardians of The Galaxy vol. 3 (2023) dir. James Gunn

groupiehaze:

Fans at a Jimi Hendrix concert, March 16th 1967, Hamburg

aflo:

mostro-rotto:

throwbackblr:

Me when the Costco sample lady put out some fresh bagel bites